Paradise in Parque Tayrona (Santa Marta, Colombia)

I had the greatest time reading about this camping trip in Parque Tayrona. It is located in Santa Marta in the department of Magdalena, in the Caribbean region of Colombia. I have always wanted to visit that region, so this well-written and entertaining account provided a vicarious thrill (and a few laughs). Here are excerpts with a link to the full post below:

Packing list:

  • One large yellow backpack stocked with six cans of various precooked meats, too many girl clothes, toiletries, and one towel.
  • One small red backpack packed with an enviably small and sensible selection of boy clothes and three books.
  • 3 liters of agua (which would later be sweated out in less than an hour) and one bottle of coconut flavored rum.
  • One plastic grocery bag full of high-sodium and/or high-sugar individually packed snacks and one roll of toilet paper.

(Notably absent from above list: cutlery, mosquito repellent, and a second towel).

Setting off  We love camping, we said. Three nights won’t possibly be enough! We daydreamed about sunsets on the beach, fresh air and stars, and extolled ourselves for our enlightened appreciation of the simple things in life. With our usual optimism and an amateur packing list, we set off from our homebase of Cartagena for Parque Tayrona, a paradisaical national park in Santa Marta four hours away by bus. We passed through Barranquilla (home of the legendary Carnaval), over the Rio Magdalena, and into the jungle. Each town we maneuvered through was increasingly covered in vegetation. After so much flat coastal land, the mountains appeared slowly, capped with halos of mist that curled down in ribbons into the valleys.

I thought a lot about blood on that bus trip (not for personal reasons), of vicious things that happened in those jungles. I thought of the Colombia that I heard about growing up: a specter defined only by coffee, cocaine, salsa, and decapitations.

We arrived at the park entrance at 5:02. Evidently, amid all our starry-eyed daydreaming, we failed to realize that the park closes at 5:00 PM. Sharp. After being rebuffed by a cranky employee (with a tight-lipped “The park is closed” as definitive as Gandalf’s “You shall not pass”), our puppy eyes and pleading were somehow pathetic enough to convince a second employee to stay long enough to register our IDs in the system and let us in. And so, we started off our trip with the great luck not to have to search for habitation in the Colombian wilderness. Win. [. . .]

First night in the jungle  For those who haven’t heard a howler monkey in the wild, the sound registers somewhere between an energetic woodpecker and a choleric dinosaur, depending how close you are. During our several hour walk to our campsite, we heard howlers, dodged bats swooping over the trail, and stepped over multi-lane highways of red ants the size of my pinky toes.  The only real mode of transportation within the park is by foot (or by hoof if you choose to pay for a ride on an unenthusiastic horse).  We chose the first option. [. . .] We were met in the darkness by a man we’d later come to know as Andres. Andres–owner of the campground, master of the stink eye. His face seemed to be crusted over permanently by the salty air, like a weathered pirate. He moved like rusted iron. Oddly, I don’t think he was that old.

Our first night consisted of tired legs, coconut rum, an eight-foot alligator washing up on shore (alive), laughing with boisterous Colombians until Andres turned off all the lights in an effort to shut us up, and falling asleep in hammocks at 4 AM.

Paradise and mosquitoes  Over the course of the next few days, my dear travel partner and I came to some uncomfortable conclusions regarding our tolerance for the outdoors. After being ravaged by mosquitoes (I still look like I have the chicken pox), our romantic visions of taming the jungles of Santa Marta with naught but canned tuna began to fizzle.

[. . .] But as sleepless as our nights may have been, the days were spectacular.  We hiked for hours from beach to beach, dipping in the water whenever we got too hot.  The waves were turquoise and surprisingly powerful.  The humid and buggy nights were alleviated by a few cold beers and still more boisterous Colombians (and Argentinians and Brazilians).

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